I lost five followers because of this post
so someone left this perfectly good apple at the train station today. i waited about three hours but nobody came to pick it up and i couldn’t let it go to waste so i decided to take it for myself. while i was walking home with it i realized that this was a perfect opportunity to do another one of my famous giveaways. that’s right i’m giving away this perfectly good apple.
the rules are:
- must be following me
- i want notes so likes and reblogs count. reblog it like 40 times i don’t care. make three separate accounts and reblog it 40 times on each one
- i am not responsible for the condition of the apple after i ship it
i will choose the winner sometime. good luck and have fun
I really love flower crowns and I really love David Walmsley so I dicked around a bit.
#how the hell was bones the hottest fucking thing on two legs here #drunk off his ass#hasn’t shaved in three days #probably hasn’t showered in as long #clothes messed up and scowl firmly in place #angry and bitter and terrified #but the hottest thing on that shuttle #fuck me #fuck you #fuck everyone
This one is dedicated to Nediśpie
And now I will take care of my personal pieces.
THIS IS A THING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU GUYS I CAN’T
I love laci
Gay community: you're only saying that because you want to be a part of the Gay Club, you don't belong with us, you're basically just a straight person anyway
Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of the same sex: I'm not gay I'm bisexual
Gay community: why do you feel the need to clarify that? You just want to be one of the straight people, you just want to reassure them that you're Not That Gay, you don't belong with us
Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars
What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”